staff: Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero — makers of infamously puzzling cult trashfilm The Room — will be entertaining queries from the Tumblr community on My Damn Channel LIVE this Friday, August 3, at 4pm EST. Submit your burning questions to the MDC ask box now, then watch the show to see if you’ll finally get some “answers.” My 1st question: Mark, are you actually a cyborg made out of coiled, living snakes with some sort of faux skin pulled taut over them, or is there a secret workout to make your muscles look like sailor knots under a plastic bag? Question two: Did you really hit her? Question three: What’s your favorite slow jam to fuck to? Question four: Have you heard of Birdemic, and did you feel slightly better about The Room after having seen the first 15 minutes of that piece of shit? I didn’t either. Question five: The scenes on the roof are some of my favorites. Here, you’ve really captured the human spirit in many forms. Drug addiction, abuse, mentorship, screaming, and more screaming. Was this in any way inspired by watching Friends? Question six: How were you able to get such fiery chemistry between Mark and Lisa on the stairway sex scene? It literally made me want to look away. Question seven: The credits say his name was Denny. But I think it was Danny. I think you think it was Danny, too. Question eight: I’m sorry your girlfriend cheated on you. Have you gotten over the loss? You’re my favorite customer.

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Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero — makers of infamously puzzling cult trashfilm The Room — will be entertaining queries from the Tumblr community on My Damn Channel LIVE this Friday, August 3, at 4pm EST. Submit your burning questions to the MDC ask box now, then watch the show to see if you’ll finally get some “answers.”

My 1st question: Mark, are you actually a cyborg made out of coiled, living snakes with some sort of faux skin pulled taut over them, or is there a secret workout to make your muscles look like sailor knots under a plastic bag?

Question two: Did you really hit her?

Question three: What’s your favorite slow jam to fuck to?

Question four: Have you heard of Birdemic, and did you feel slightly better about The Room after having seen the first 15 minutes of that piece of shit? I didn’t either.

Question five: The scenes on the roof are some of my favorites. Here, you’ve really captured the human spirit in many forms. Drug addiction, abuse, mentorship, screaming, and more screaming. Was this in any way inspired by watching Friends?

Question six: How were you able to get such fiery chemistry between Mark and Lisa on the stairway sex scene? It literally made me want to look away.

Question seven: The credits say his name was Denny. But I think it was Danny. I think you think it was Danny, too.

Question eight: I’m sorry your girlfriend cheated on you. Have you gotten over the loss? You’re my favorite customer.