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bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:14:30 -0500

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

amplifiedattire: Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:11 -0500

amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

daenystargaryen: grimsperation: Michele Caragher Embroidered...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:22:22 -0500

daenystargaryen:

grimsperation:

Michele Caragher

Embroidered details in Game of Thrones

‘Michele Carragher is a London-based Hand Embroiderer and Illustrator who has been working in costume on film and television productions for over 15 years. She studied Fashion Design at The London College of Fashion, where the course incorporated design, pattern cutting, garment construction, embroidery, millinery and illustration. At the same time she attended a three year evening course in Saddlery at Cordwainers College learning skills in leatherwork.

After leaving college Michele worked in Textile Conservation, repairing and restoring historical textiles for private collectors and museums, specialising in hand embroidery. She then moved into a career in costume for film and television, initially working as a Costume Assistant/Maker on productions such as the BBC’s Our Mutual Friend, ITV’s David Copperfield and Mansfield Park. She soon gravitated towards the decoration and embellishment of costumes, using skills in hand embroidery and surface decoration, taking inspiration from the many historical textiles she had encountered working as a Textile Conservator.

The first production that saw her undertake the role of a Principal Costume Embroiderer was for HBO’s 2005 Emmy Costume award-winning production of Elizabeth 1. Her most recent work has been on HBO’s 2012 Costume award-winning television series Game of Thrones, working on all three seasons.

As a Costume Embroiderer Michele specialises in hand embroidery and surface embellishment, using traditional hand embroidery techniques, smocking, beading and surface decoration. She works directly onto the completed garment or starts with motifs and textures on silk crepeline/organza, which are applied to the costume and then worked into once on the actual garment. She also works on existing machine embroidery designs that are not too dense, adding some hand stitching and beading to give a more authentic, hand-finished look.

Michele finds hand embroidery has more flexibility and diversity than that of embroidery created by machine, as there is a greater variety of thread choice and colours to use. It is also possible to work more easily on garments that are already constructed. However, machine embroidery in combination with hand work can be very useful when completing many repeats by creating light outlines or a less dense machine stitch, work can then be completed by hand and again can be carried out on a finished garment.

Michele is a highly creative Costume Embroiderer, producing original designs as well as working closely to a costume designer’s brief to create their desired look.’

Text and images from http://www.michelecarragherembroidery.com

fffffuck look at this all

O.O

themostmoist: leggo my arm!

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:12:32 -0500

themostmoist:

leggo my arm!

WHY YOU FAIL? WHY?

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:08:22 -0500

Probably too much information (you have been warned - sex shit) but I have to vent to someone and my fucking Hitachi died MID-MOTHERFUCKING-USE this morning after owning it for just a month. It wasn’t cheap, either. You know that popping sound a light bulb makes when it goes out? That’s what happened to my wand right when it definitely should NOT have gone out. ZAP! And after 5 minutes it would get too hot to hold from the very first day. I assume it used a flint and steel mechanism, or was filled with dragonfire, or it was made by the same makers of the cornballer. Money well spent.

Back to the super-powered jack-hammer back massager, it seems. Can’t a lady get some O’s on her own with future toys that work? That’d be awesome. Maybe one that isn’t fucking purple with dolphins or rabbits attached to it that only whispers a vibration (come on, who gets off from that? What am I, a pussy? Oh, wait.) and you get so god damn frustrated that you throw it across the room. Because women just love masturbating with animal-shaped things because we’re creepy children. I just want something I can hold easily in one hand that goes “BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!” with the power of a washing machine on the spin cycle (not those shitty little bitches that you have to get all angle-bodied to hold and is only as powerful as a cell phone vibration) and maybe it looks like something you bought from a doctor. My eyes are closed, I don’t need it to look like a dick, or have super fun glitter on it, or be made out of fairy turds and kitty faces. That is weird. I just want to get the job done. Hitachi fit that criteria. Except for how it must have been made by monkeys that did all of their work with their pinkies extended like fucking uptight whores.

And tumblr, you are not helping with all of your porn. Hate. HAAAATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

Thank god for husbands. But he’s at work for another 6 hours. Today is gonna be awesome.

Just ate a bag of frozen corn, grape tomatoes, and a handful of walnuts for dinner. Not all...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:52:22 -0500

Just ate a bag of frozen corn, grape tomatoes, and a handful of walnuts for dinner. Not all together, though.

Katamari Forever Soundtrack - Galactic S-O-U-L. FAVORITE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:37:24 -0500

Katamari Forever Soundtrack - Galactic S-O-U-L. FAVORITE JAPANESE VIDEO GAME. FAVORITE JAPANESE MUSIC.

heyjuliemaigret: Stupendous.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:55:35 -0500

heyjuliemaigret:

Stupendous.

premiumgifs: Reversed cotton candy eating.[via]

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:26:00 -0500

premiumgifs:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

[via]

pulpflesh: The Art of Ray Harryhausen ~ R.I.P.(June 29, 1920 -...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:25:32 -0500

pulpflesh:

The Art of Ray Harryhausen ~ R.I.P.
(June 29, 1920 - May 7, 2013)

wishcandy: precisely. VEGKAT… Why did you give up...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:36:52 -0500

wishcandy:

precisely.

VEGKAT… Why did you give up modeling? Was it the knives? Did they threaten you with them?!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + foreshadowing I like to tell people...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:37:00 -0500

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + foreshadowing

I like to tell people to watch the episode “Restless” from season 4 when they say Joss Whedon made it up as he went along. Thanks, Tumblr!

tymethiefslongerthoughts: kawaiimon: theinturnet: Why...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:30:04 -0500

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

kawaiimon:

theinturnet:

Why promote a company but not add a link?

http://www.childsown.com/

Now that’s just cool.

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:15:12 -0500

Do you think Guy Fieri says things like, “winner winner semen dinner” when he’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:08:46 -0500

Do you think Guy Fieri says things like, “winner winner semen dinner” when he’s cooking one off in the bathroom? Or is he just crying?

ambermagnoliahill: Thracian Sanctuary The Womb Cave (aka “Cave...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:41:25 -0500

ambermagnoliahill:

Thracian Sanctuary

The Womb Cave (aka “Cave Vulva”) dated XI-X century BC is located near village of Nenkovo, Kardjali region, Bualgaria.

It was discovered in 2001. The temple is shaped like the opening to a vagina. It leads into a cave deep about 22 m. and wide 2.5 m. A human hand shaped it into a place of conception constantly washed by water seeping through the walls. At the deep far end of the cave, a carved altar (1.3 in height) symbolises the womb itself.

At midday as the sun approaches its highest point in the sky, its light seeps into the cave through a special opening in the ceiling and projects a perfectly recognisable representation of a phallus onto the floor. As the sun progresses further, and the light slants across the interior of the cave, the phallus grows longer, reaching out to the womb altar.

In the end of February or the beginning of March, when the sun is lowest on the horizon, the phallus becomes long enough to reach the altar and symbolically fecundate the womb.

iguessthisiscalledgrowingup: farmers-daughterrr: luxbrumalis: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:56:40 -0500

iguessthisiscalledgrowingup:

farmers-daughterrr:

luxbrumalis:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

only tumblr

WHAT THE!

My whole life

If it has not been done already, I hereby claim the position of ownership to the phrase...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:03:50 -0500

If it has not been done already, I hereby claim the position of ownership to the phrase “cry-five”.

A cry-five can only be given to another person equally neglected of something in life, or one that shares equal failure. It is deeper than a high five. A Camaraderie of sadness that is also celebrated.

Tried listening to Tori Amos the other day, circa “Boys for Pele” and thought,...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:24:00 -0500

Tried listening to Tori Amos the other day, circa “Boys for Pele” and thought, “Holy shit, I used to like this?!” And after a few more vagina spasms that secretly encouraged me to hate all men except for Trent Reznor, I had another thought. “Holy shit, I saw her LIVE IN CONCERT.”

Fantastic showman. But wow, I can never listen to that crap ever again. I hate too many things in the world to appreciate those lyrics. I also think one needs to have a love of Broadway musicals and/or a collection of Celtic knot tattoos. Nothing against those things. Just, you are a type, ok?

And then that got me thinking, “What type am I?” And I realized something very important, Tumblr.

WHO FUCKING CARES. CLEAN YOUR HOUSE.

Oh, Nick and your cute shorts.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:24:44 -0500

Oh, Nick and your cute shorts.