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Baby Prince. On a scooter. Your life is complete. Go die now.
::: Metamorphasista :::
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is it really necessary to tag your hate for a person?
Yes. Some people also search for things they hate so they can find fellow people that share their interests or dislikes. I know, it’s weird. Welcome to the internet.
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Changed my icon…
Now you can see my face meats. The meat of my face. Fuck, I’m hungry, and I just peed myself because I didn’t want to get up. Gotta stop being so lazy.
Hey, you want to hear something else that you don’t care about hearing? Last night, while eating pizza with my husband, he saw me dabbing my pizza crust in the grease on the parchment paper and he said, “Don’t waste any of that juice!” and while he was being a prick about it, he was right. Don’t ever waste pizza juice. That’s where the vitamins are.
Also, I look at a lot of porn and the other day I was thinking, “Am I one of those people? You know, one of those addicts that they make movies about on Lifetime because I’m destroying my family with my porn obsession, and Meredith Baxter Birney will catch me in the act and look at me sternly and I’ll commit suicide because there’s no hope for me, and Rob Lowe will actually turn out to be the one who killed me because I’d never commit suicide due to a confession from my teenage friend who cuts herself to feel?” Because if I have a free moment, or sometimes even if I don’t, chances are, I am looking at porn. “Don’t waste any of that juice!” is a fine statement for many things, I’m finding. Also, James Deen.
Did you know that I hate Kathy Griffin? Fuck her and her Dustin Hoffman fucking face. She’s not funny. Her jokes are like what happens to a girl after you jerked off all over her face and eyelashes. At first it seemed like a good idea, but now she’s kind of gross and sticky, and you can’t ever look at her the same way again. Wipe that shit off, whore. “Don’t waste any of that juice!”
Shabazmataz out. *drops microphone*
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(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)
