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On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
You got me! I can’t hide it any longer. Best time of my life!!!!!!
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“Studs” 1990s Fox Game Show.
—my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
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So… I got this goin’ on today at work. Just a guy, dressed up like a cat, carrying a basket of fireworks candy bars to throw at crowds of children with candy-cane antennae on his head. NBD.
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Paper torso by Austrian artist & architect Horst Kiechle. Downloadable templates allow for personal construction of the torso with removable organs.
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hey look at this picture of rod stewart
This is why Rod Stewart’s songs about being sexy always creeped me out when I was a kid.
This picture embodies everything that was wrong with the 70’s.
He’s hiding another smaller Rod Stewart in his briefs.
I have that tank top.
From the neck down he was sexy, From the neck up, noooooooo. I think I am a little weirded out by that frond of pubes trying to escape at the top. Also, when did dudes wear matching lingerie during the 70’s? I did not learn about this in school!!!
She does NOT look happy. Her eyes are practically screaming OH GOD SEND HELP
Missing from picture: ice cream cones starting to melt.
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stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower:
STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.
The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.
I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.
And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.
If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.
It’s only about 1-2 dollars.
The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.
Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?
It’s a very cheap way to get around life.
WE CAN ALL STOP INVENTING EVERYTHING NOW NO MORE SCIENCE HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH I CAN DIE A HAPPY DEATH WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS IN EXISTENCE
it would be lovely if A GODDAMN LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT WAS PROVIDED THANK YOU 8’I
NEED NEED NEED YES PLEASE
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Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Smily face! Fuck you!
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i am really good at the internet