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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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// Homeownership Round Eight: FIGHT!//

A/C out this morning, pool pump fried Sunday, my French press is broken, and there are no guns in sight.

I believe things happen in threes and the coffee press breaking was nature’s way of making sure murder charges on my record wasn’t the third thing.

i-heart-a-frames:

adorable turqoise and periwinkle blue a-frame in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia

i-heart-a-frames:

adorable turqoise and periwinkle blue a-frame in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia

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I had this book!! “unicorns I have known”, given to me by one of my mother’s friends when I was six. She said she was a witch.Unicorns.

I had this book!! “unicorns I have known”, given to me by one of my mother’s friends when I was six.


She said she was a witch.

Unicorns.

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Why is it okay when guys call each other “asshole” but when I do it I’m a racist?

britneyinventions:

tylordestinyy:

b-random:

britneyinventions:

starcrossed-truth:

britneyinventions:

Does anyone know if Alanis Morissette and Jim Morissette are related?

Probably not,since his name is Jim Morrison.

No, I don’t think that’s right…

They’re identical twins, born Alanis and James Morris. They were extremely close as kids, it was very rare that they were ever seen apart. As such, their friends, neighbours and even their relatives called them The Morris Twins, almost always.  Most people were not given the opportunity to even learn their first names, and those that did learn forgot rather quickly, as they were rarely ever spoken about as individuals, but always as a pair.  
As they grew older and gained a bit of individuality from each other, the people around them needed a way to differentiate between the two.  They were so identical, that the only unique quality of each of them was that one was a girl and one was a boy. So it only makes sense that their friends began referring to the girl Morris Twin as MorissETTE, and boy Morris became MorriSON. 
Another fun fact is that The Morris Twins’ mother had another son from a previous marriage named Steven Smith. When Steven’s father died in a tragic canoeing accident, he moved in with the Morris family, and eventually had his last name changed. Because he was only the Twins’ half brother, people referred to him as Morrissey, as he wasn’t fully a Morris.
As we all know, all three Morris children went on to become wildly famous musicians. Before making it big, the twins reintroduced their first names, but also kept their nicknames in tact. Jim Morris became the legendary Jim Morrison of The Doors, and Alanis Morris set out as a solo artist known to the world as Alanis Morissette. When their half-brother Steven started a band, he didn’t use his first name and only went by Morrissey. As an ode to his late father, he named his band The Smiths.

Just wanted to throw it out there that they are not identical twins. Identical twins are same sex. They are fraternal. JS.

Thanks for clarifying

britneyinventions:

tylordestinyy:

b-random:

britneyinventions:

starcrossed-truth:

britneyinventions:

Does anyone know if Alanis Morissette and Jim Morissette are related?

Probably not,since his name is Jim Morrison.

No, I don’t think that’s right…

They’re identical twins, born Alanis and James Morris. They were extremely close as kids, it was very rare that they were ever seen apart. As such, their friends, neighbours and even their relatives called them The Morris Twins, almost always.  Most people were not given the opportunity to even learn their first names, and those that did learn forgot rather quickly, as they were rarely ever spoken about as individuals, but always as a pair.  

As they grew older and gained a bit of individuality from each other, the people around them needed a way to differentiate between the two.  They were so identical, that the only unique quality of each of them was that one was a girl and one was a boy. So it only makes sense that their friends began referring to the girl Morris Twin as MorissETTE, and boy Morris became MorriSON. 

Another fun fact is that The Morris Twins’ mother had another son from a previous marriage named Steven Smith. When Steven’s father died in a tragic canoeing accident, he moved in with the Morris family, and eventually had his last name changed. Because he was only the Twins’ half brother, people referred to him as Morrissey, as he wasn’t fully a Morris.

As we all know, all three Morris children went on to become wildly famous musicians. Before making it big, the twins reintroduced their first names, but also kept their nicknames in tact. Jim Morris became the legendary Jim Morrison of The Doors, and Alanis Morris set out as a solo artist known to the world as Alanis Morissette. When their half-brother Steven started a band, he didn’t use his first name and only went by Morrissey. As an ode to his late father, he named his band The Smiths.

Just wanted to throw it out there that they are not identical twins. Identical twins are same sex. They are fraternal. JS.

Thanks for clarifying

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heckascootie:

titytwochainz:

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits

crying

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safetytank:

lnnea:

Why ya titty out

as someone who spent a month in italy observing works of fine art and also noticed that a whole bunch of them featured women with just one boob hanging out, i would appreciate an explanation because my art history professor couldn’t provide me with one

These women are the pioneers of nip slips and you should be grateful to them for posing hours at a time, unaware that their breast(s) was/were exposed. Frames and walls back then were their internet blogs. Tara Reid says a silent prayer to them nightly. La Lohan is all like, “Am I awake? Who’s fucking me today?” But inside, deep inside, she knows the O.G.’s.

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liartownusa:

Craft God Art & Hobby Supply

liartownusa:

Craft God Art & Hobby Supply

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IT IS MAPLE BACON POPCORN.

THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER.

IT IS MAPLE BACON POPCORN.

THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER.

Yeah… So my husband, my cruel, horrible husband, pinned me down and pried my mouth open and forced me to eat delicious maple bacon popcorn like some kind of ANIMAL.

Yeah… So my husband, my cruel, horrible husband, pinned me down and pried my mouth open and forced me to eat delicious maple bacon popcorn like some kind of ANIMAL.

Is it mean or genius that I want to lure my neighbor’s kids into my yard to splash in the huge puddle in my driveway to disperse the mosquito larvae that I’m sure is thriving inside it?

// GAWRSH!//

bleecake said: OMG it’s beautiful! Mondrian window! Looks very craftsman, my fave. Congrats forever. I love it.

Thank you! The Mondrian was the big sell for me. It’s exactly what we both love. :)

stoney321 said: BETH IT IS SO LOVELY!!!!

THANK YOU CAPS LOCK! <3

luanneclatterbuck said: HO. LEE. SHIT. I love it!!!! I also have the same french doors in my house!

Those french doors are magic. They block out all the noise. And I can put my dog away and he looks at us through the glass like an orphan. HA! A HA HA! HA HA HA! NO ONE LOVES YOU, DOG.

briliantlyfreakish reblogged this from you and added:

I am totally jealous of your house. I hope I have a house as beautiful some day!

I felt like a loser because I’ll be 36 this year and I’m only JUST now buying a home. Everyone I know has a house and a baby and like, no debt. HOW TO ADULT?

aerintine said: so incredibly beautiful! i am forever in awe of your perfect eye for design.

Thank you, Jamie! I’m happy to finally be in a place where I can actually DO things and not live in a beige box with dirty carpet and someone else’s idea of “pretty” where I have to force all my shit to work in their space. This has been the best creative outlet. And Chris is totally into it, too, which makes it even more fun and special and joyful and full of gladness.

i am really good at the internet